brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
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Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
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I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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