If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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