He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
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Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
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We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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