she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
only you would photoshop your dick
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Are you missing a tooth after last night? Because I found one in my coat pocket...along with what smells like dried jäger and a package of deer jerky.
Uh not that I recall.
Oh wait nvm. It's mine. Yeup, definitely my tooth.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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