But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
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Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
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Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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