coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
that would combine my 3 fave things. christmas funfetti and paul simon
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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