I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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