Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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