i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
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