If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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