she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
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Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
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Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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