I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
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i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
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