You work out of a Hotel?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
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Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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