Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
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