You're so nebulous sometimes
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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