dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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