i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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