I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
21 Horribly Evil Pranks To Play On Your Drunk Friends
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
29 Times Beach Sex Ended With Sand In All The Wrong Places
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.