What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
Swine flu is the new snow day.
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Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
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Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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