Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
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