I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
foreskin is a definite game changer
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
