I wish i was in the wii world.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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