Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I'm really into asian looking animals
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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