I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
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found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
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new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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