i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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