I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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