I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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