I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
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