This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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