i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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