when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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