I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
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I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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