The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Randomize
