Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
he puts the penis in happiness.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
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