I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
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