Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
