I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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