You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
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