Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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