Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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