And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Ran into my prostitute at Costco yesterday. She was with her boyfriend, I was with my kids. Awwwwkward.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
you made out with another girl for some wings
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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