Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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