Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Randomize
