Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
dude. I can hear the air.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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