so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
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Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
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I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize