I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
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This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
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Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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