It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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