Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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