Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
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id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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