i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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