Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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