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• (361): View more from Texas

  One girl and one boy is just not enough.

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• (212): View more from New York

  we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady

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• (650): View more from California

  Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?

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• (512): View more from Texas

  You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  NO TEQUILA

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  Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!

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