Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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