the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
These 31 People Are Lazier Than You Could Ever Imagine
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...