One girl and one boy is just not enough.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
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You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
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Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!