Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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