found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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