i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
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I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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