I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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